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8 Most Epic Lines From Najib In His Budget 2014 Announcement

Najib has a career in stand up comedy after his PM days.

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"There are about 27.4 million Malaysian citizens. However, this does not include the 40,000 Bangladeshis who were brought in as phantom voters ... as alleged by the opposition."

"Till today no one has even seen them or their shadow. Enough of lies. Ask for forgiveness from Him."

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"KL is the 4th best city for shopping according to CNN." Everyone starts talking and laughing. "Ini CNN!"

"KL is the 4th best city for shopping according to CNN." *Everyone starts talking and laughing.* "Ini CNN!"

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Najib wants to export durians to China...?

Najib Wants To Export Durians To China...?

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"Subsidi gula dihapuskan.. Kurangkan gula, tambah manis dalam senyuman."

"Subsidi Gula Dihapuskan.. Kurangkan gula, tambah manis dalam senyuman."

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"To our civil servants, don't worry. What you've been waiting for is here. We announce a bonus allocation of half a month."

"To Our Civil Servants, Don't Worry, What You've Been Waiting For Is Here. We Announce A Bonus Allocated Of Half A Month."

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"Apapun kebaikan yang kita lakukan, ada saja yang tidak kena, ada saja yang tidak betul di mata kawan-kawan kita di seberang sana."

"Apapun kebaikan yang kita lakukan, ada saja yang tidak kena, ada saja yang tidak betul di mata kawan-kawan kita di seberang sana."

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"Namun biarlah, kata orang, 'kebenaran depan mata, kadang-kadang kita tak nampak...'"

"Namum Biarlah, Kata Orang 'Kebenaran Depan Mata, Kadang-Kadang Kita Tak Nampak..."

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