The BRA Vs GER Commentator Is The Funniest World Cup Commentator Of All Time

"I bet all the television sets in Brazil are switched off by now"

"Every time Germany gets the ball, Brazil panics"

"There is no point (for the Brazilians), the game was already won in 29 minutes"

"Even if Scolari used all 3 subs (at half time) it still won't make any difference"

"I bet no one wearing yellow is popular now"

"Even if they score now, it won't mean anything"

"The saving grace is that there won't be any penalty shootouts in this game"

"At least Brazil gets to take the ball home as a souvenir"

"Oscar! He certainly won't be winning one today"

"It's a training ground exercise (for Germany) now"

"Total humiliation for Brazil in their OWN country"

"All Julio Cesar did was pick the ball out of his net 7 times"

"Everyone is booing Brazil and there are 58,141 of them"

"Tonight to say that it's a bad day for Brazil is an understatement"

"The referee has decided that additional time would not be a good idea for Brazil"

"We will have highlights at the end of the game, lowlights for Brazil"

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