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10 Things Malaysians Would Do If A Tornado Rips Through KL
You would think Malaysians would run and hide. But no, we're better than that.
Published for Warner Bros. Malaysia Sdn Bhd, 19 May 2015, 07:17 PM
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1. Instagrammers will take the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to take 'selfies' with the tornado. Facebook users will give their 'Likes' to 'help' those in need.
2. Malaysians will be skeptical about the tornado. "Really meh? True or not?" These are just a few things they would say before continuing with their mega sale shopping or 'mamak' session.
Buying that last blouse is obviously more important than an impending tornado.
Image via examiner.com3. Buy one free one wau. Malaysians will also be so pro at flying kites, we'll make it into the Malaysian Book of Records. "Biggest Wau Flying Event In Malaysia And Some Say Asia."
4. Mamaks will cook up tornadoes in the kitchen to be sold at premium price: Tornado thosai, sup Tornado, Tornado tandoori, Tornado goreng tambah pedas, boss!
5. Some Malaysians will complain because they can't watch their favourite TV shows on their cable network
7. Malaysians will stock up on everything imaginable - pails, sugar, rice, face masks, reverse osmosis water, etc. "Just in case."
9. Raja Bomoh will be making an appearance again. This time with bigger coconuts to weigh him down just in case the tornado sweeps him away.
10. Malaysian traffic will come to a standstill, some will be slowing down to see what number plates the tornado has destroyed so that they can bet on that 'lucky' number
