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15 Questions About Life, Love, And Other Random Stuff We Have For #AskTedMY

Let's face it - we don't know much about the talking teddy bear besides the fact that he loves women, weed, and his best friend, John. So, we decided to ask him some very, very important questions.

Published for United International Pictures, 23 Jun 2015, 06:15 PM

Cover image via Universal Pictures

1. Who are your parents?

2. What were you like as a child?

3. I like gummy bears. Do you like gummy bears? Is it considered cannibalism if you eat gummy bears?

4. Ted, my man! How on Earth did you land that hot blonde, bruh?

5. Who's more attractive - Malaysian or Singaporean women?

6. If you ever encounter a road bully on the road, will you punch them in the face or avoid them like the plague?

7. What do you do when you're at the traffic light and it turns yellow?

8. Are you "hip with the times", Ted?

9. We never thought we'd see you getting married! What will you miss most about the single life?

10. Have you ever gotten in trouble with the law?

11. My friends always hog the microphone when we go for karaoke. How can I, uh, politely snatch it for myself?

12. My girlfriend is angry at me because I replied her message 3 minutes late. What do I do?!

13. How do I exude confidence like you do, Ted? I mean, you don't even have a d**k!

14. So... I locked myself out of my room. Can you teach me how to pick a lock?

15. Serious question time, can I trust you when no one else is left on Earth?

Got a question for Ted? The crude but lovable talking teddy bear will be hosting #AskTedMY on Instagram so you guys can shoot him some no-hold-barred queries you're dying to have answered! Here's how it works:

1. Post a question on your Instagram. Remember to tag @uipmalaysia and hashtag #AskTedMY so Ted can see your entry!
2. The contest will run in two waves, so send in your questions by 22 June (Wave 1) and 29 June (Wave 2).
3. At the end of each week, Ted will pick 3 best questions at the end of the week (27 June and 4 July 2015) to answer on UIP's Instagram.
4. The 6 lucky fans whose questions are picked will win exclusive 'Ted' merchandise!

With a wedding in the horizon and some legal troubles looming in the future, Ted returns to the big screen on 25 June 2015: