10 Times Groupon Proves It Can Take A Sex Joke And Return The Banana Bunker Favour
The internet has been laughing their butts off at this week's Random Wednesday- Groupon's witty responses to the Banana Bunker, a not-so-innocent-looking container for a single banana.
By Anabelle Ong — 01 Apr 2015, 08:08 PM — Updated over 9 years ago
What do you get when you put a banana in a smooth, long, and shiny plastic container and post a photo of it online?
The Banana Bunker; a sex toy looking product that is currently its top-seller.
Image via Groupon via FacebookWhich was what happened to Groupon when they featured the Banana Bunker on Facebook. Yes, that's a real product on Groupon. Best seller, too. Cue internet jokes.
Groupon did not let it slide, replying to every sexual innuendo from its commenters with even more sexual innuendos. Here are the 10 best responses from this one FB thread that has won the internet:
1. The Banana Bunker protects a banana from the occasional bruising when roughing around, but Anna Renae Geminn questioned if it also offers protection against BTDs
2. It has a red seal of approval by Mr Grey, provided it is used in a restricted area only
3. Heather Nichole wondered if there are other 'risks' from sharing a Banana Bunker
4. Another asks if using banana oil lube would be helpful when... eating the banana, of course.
5. A frenzy of possibilities that the Banana Bunker can bring ensues. Like, would it make swallowing easier?
6. And what exactly is the proper etiquette with the Banana Bunker? Mouth to Banana? Or Banana To Mouth?
7. People also asked Groupon if the Banana Bunker comes in various sizes, and surprisingly, the Banana Bunker does not discriminate
8. And please, there is no such thing as a banana that is too big
If there is, maybe the banana oil lubricant would be helpful.
9. Besides that, the curious lots also asked what was the significance behind the ribbed design. Does it bring more pleasure?
10. The most serious question of them all: one husband asked if he should be worried that his wife has had a bananaless Banana Bunker on her bedside table for a couple of months
