1. You'll never be as elegant as a gazelle yet as precise as a sharpshooter like this man
2. Good luck trying to nail those perfect ballerina-like spins without spilling a single drop
3. His silat master-like poise will have you shaking at your knees
4. Only he can keep his cool with flying hot liquid in front of his adoring fans
5. Seriously, don't even think of attempting this. Unless you want some serious case of third-degree burn.
6. Now this is what we call putting the 'tarik' in teh tarik!
7. Your faint heart is just shouting NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.
8. Sorry, but you don't meet the requirements to join this awesome club
9. You will never reach this level of tea whisperer
10. You will realise you have some serious trust issues unlike these ladies...
11. ...and men
Sometimes it's best to take the back seat and leave it to the professionals...
Why struggle to make your own when you can enjoy a cup of teh tarik for only a whopping 5 cents this 31st August at Teh Tarik Place!