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Someone Turned IKEA Furniture Into "Porn" #RANDOMWEDNESDAY

Ever seen the Malm series in IKEA? Well now these Hot Malms have their very own "porn" site! Check out what's on this SFW (safe for work) site.

By Melody Oei — 10 Jul 2013, 05:36 PM — Updated almost 11 years ago

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Never thought you'd live to see an IKEA furniture "porn" site now, did you?

Ikea is a family brand, except when it comes to showing dozens of Hot Malms in compromising positions. A new website, HotMalm.com, shows loads of explicit (yet completely safe for work) photos of Malms—i.e., Malm beds sold by Ikea.

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If you go to a site with links to supposed videos titled "Twin Blonde Malms," or "Malm Gets Wood In Every Hole," you might think you've stumbled upon some Swedish porn site. Alas, it's just the cre...

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HotMalm, an IKEA furniture "porn" site.

HotMalm, an IKEA furniture "porn" site.

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Hot Malm? You mean "mum"? What's a Malm?

The MALM series from IKEA.

The MALM series from IKEA.

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"Malm Gets Wood In Every Hole"

"Malm Gets Wood In Every Hole" on Hot Malm site.

"Malm Gets Wood In Every Hole" on Hot Malm site.

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"Malm On Malm Action"

"Malm On Malm Action."

"Malm On Malm Action."

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"Malm Gets Hammered"

"Malm Gets Hammered."

"Malm Gets Hammered."

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"Live Chat With Hot Malms Now"

"Live Chat With Hot Malms Now."

"Live Chat With Hot Malms Now."

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"Hot Malm From Behind"

"Hot Malm From Behind."

"Hot Malm From Behind."

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Was this Hot Malm site designed and created by IKEA?

Clicking on the "Malms" on the Hot Malm site leads to the IKEA website. Was this Hot Malm site designed and created by IKEA? Who knows?

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IKEA April Fool's prank: The Gasm - World's 1st eco-friendly sex toy

New eco-friendly DIY sex toy from Lelo - GASM. April 1st prank.

New eco-friendly DIY sex toy from Lelo - GASM. April 1st prank.

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Jimmyjane’s elaborate April Fool’s stunt– the unveiling of The Gasm, “the world’s first eco-friendly, self-assembly vibrator" sent many into laughter in the year 2013.

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Other pretty random stuff:

Happy Random Wednesday! Have you seen someone as happy as him at the traffic lights? Someone tell us what song he's listening to! #randomwednesday

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Oh no, our growing problem in obesity has moved from adults to child, now our orang utans are turning obese too!

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