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22 Most Typical Things Apple Fans Will Say To Their Android Friends

"Dude, it's NOT expensive. It's an INVESTMENT!"

By John Lim

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We all know an Apple fan. Their devotion to the brand is unshakable and at times, we wonder if they've been brainwashed.

There’s a certain bitter rivalry between iPhone and Android fans - sometimes the former says some of the darndest things:

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1. "Android is way too complicated lah. Haven't you heard that simplicity is the ultimate sophistication?"

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2. "I mean, look at how minimalistic it is. Your UI is... maxed out."

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3. "The iOS system is not closed or restricted okay, it's CURATED. That's what makes it special."

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Right...

4. "iTunes is sooo much better than Google Playstore. We have the best apps out there, FYI."

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But... there're mostly paid.

5. "See, that's your problem. You only want to buy free apps."

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6. "RM89 for a charger cable is not expensive. You're paying for the quality, bro. You see, it's so nice in white."

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Image via Tumblr

Still made in China though...

7. "RM3,699 is not expensive for an iPhone 6s lah. It's good INVESTMENT."

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8. "The iPhone 6s doesn't come in pink, okay? It's rose gold."

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9. "OUR CAMERA IS THE BEST LAH! Diambil dengan iPhone!"

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10. "OMG, the retina display is absolutely revolutionary!"

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Fun fact: Revolutionary is Apple's favourite word.

11. "Which is why the colours on my screen are supreme."

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12. "Siri is smarter. Also, what kind of name is Cortana?"

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13. "iOS gets quicker updates, like two-updates-a-week quick!"

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14. "Ha? Virus?"

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What about that time there was a message that automatically turns off your iPhone? Never mind.

15. "Just feel that aluminium. Fancy leh..."

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Still doesn't justify the price tag...

16. "Why would you need a back button?"

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17. "Why must you name your updates after food? Ice Cream Sandwich? Honeycomb? What is this? Baskin Robbins?"

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18. "You use all your phone functions, meh? Yeah, thought so."

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19. "The Apple service centre looks very nice. I don't mind spending time there."

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"How about we recommend you to upgrade your Apple Care?"

20. "It's all about the brand..."

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21. "Because Steve Jobs is a genius!"

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22. "Who is the face of Android anyways?"

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Are you an Apple fanboy (or girl)? Let us know in the comments if you've said any of these to your Android friends! :D

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