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22 Most Typical Things Apple Fans Will Say To Their Android Friends
"Dude, it's NOT expensive. It's an INVESTMENT!"
By John Lim
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We all know an Apple fan. Their devotion to the brand is unshakable and at times, we wonder if they've been brainwashed.
There’s a certain bitter rivalry between iPhone and Android fans - sometimes the former says some of the darndest things:
1. "Android is way too complicated lah. Haven't you heard that simplicity is the ultimate sophistication?"
3. "The iOS system is not closed or restricted okay, it's CURATED. That's what makes it special."
Right...
4. "iTunes is sooo much better than Google Playstore. We have the best apps out there, FYI."
But... there're mostly paid.
6. "RM89 for a charger cable is not expensive. You're paying for the quality, bro. You see, it's so nice in white."
Still made in China though...
10. "OMG, the retina display is absolutely revolutionary!"
Fun fact: Revolutionary is Apple's favourite word.
14. "Ha? Virus?"
What about that time there was a message that automatically turns off your iPhone? Never mind.
17. "Why must you name your updates after food? Ice Cream Sandwich? Honeycomb? What is this? Baskin Robbins?"
19. "The Apple service centre looks very nice. I don't mind spending time there."
"How about we recommend you to upgrade your Apple Care?"
