What If The Avengers Were From South India? (Hint: Life Would Be Pretty Good)
S.H.I.E.L.D = Super Hero Immediate Employment Liaison Department.
By Sadho Ram — 08 May 2015, 04:28 PM
A couple of days ago, SAYS writer Darian Goh told us what would happen if the Avengers made Malaysia their home. Yeah, typical. Have you ever wondered what if the Avengers were from SOUTH INDIA?
YouTube channel Put Chutney might just have some answers for you. First off, all their names would sound so much quirkier. Director Nick Fury, for example, would become Fury Jagannath.
And S.H.I.E.L.D would no longer be 'Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division'. Instead, it would be called 'Super Hero Immediate Employment Liaison Department'.
Because aliens NEVER attack India, the Avengers are unemployed. Called the VIPs - Vela Illa Pathadari (Very In-employable Persons), they're helped by Director Fury Jagannath to find jobs. They'll do anything - wash clothes, break coconuts. All you have to do is to hire them through the S.H.I.E.L.D app on your phone.
