19 Reasons Why Sometimes Being Single Is Actually The Best
Relationship status: Single but not available.
Published for HONOR, 02 Nov 2015, 12:00 PM
1. Personal grooming is optional, cause it’s not like you have anyone to impress
Let it grow, let it groooowwww!
2. You don't have to worry you'll turn out like those annoying joined-at-the-hip couples
They're the ones who love to PDA just about anywhere and insist on sitting together in one chair at party when there's literally ten other more chairs.
3. Nobody will get jealous if you spend all your time lepak-ing with your friends
4. You can eat all the smelly food you want with no judgment!
Bring on the durian! Bring on the petai and all the garlic in the world!!!
5. You don't have to sit through awkward dinners with your partner's family...
There's so much awkward silence, you can cut the tension with a knife.
6. ...or worry about what to bring over when you visit them
Do you bring chocolates? Or flowers? Or some side dishes for dinner?
Ain't nobody got time for that. Get takeaway from a restaurant and pass it off as your own by packing it in your own tupperware. Save yourself the stress! Head on over to the SAYS coupon page for discounts when you use Foodpanda!
8. You don't have to hide your gross, disgusting habits like not showering for days
Maybe you like to wear the same underwear two days in a row. Maybe you still eat food that fell on the floor. Who cares?
9. There's no need to worry about silly fights or relationship drama with your significant other
10. You can binge-watch all the TV shows you want, no need to wait for them to "catch up"
11. You can take up the whole bed and even do the starfish if you'd like
There's no need to fight for the blanket and you can cocoon yourself in it. Ahhh, now that's bliss!
12. You don't have to blow all your money on overpriced things during Valentine’s Day...
13. ...or try getting an impossible reservation at a fancy restaurant you most probably won't even enjoy
Why do I have to wear fancy clothes? Why am I not allowed to speak loud? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT CUTLERIES?
14. You're allowed to fantasise about your celebrity crush(es) without any guilt
15. Have a sudden whim to pack up and travel anywhere? Ain't nobody stopping you!
16. You don't have to pretend that you're super stoked about their interests
There's only so many times you can sit through those dreaded football games with him or go for couples yoga with her.
18. Most importantly, you won't be forced to commit the ultimate fashion crime - wearing couple tees! *shudders*
19. At last, you realise you can do whatever you want, whenever you want
You're free as a bird and you don't have to ask for permission before doing anything crazy!
