This KL Café Is Selling ‘Lonely Kuih’ & Honestly… We Feel Seen
It looks so polite.
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Some food just hits differently. And then there's food that lowkey calls you out… emotionally.
Floccus Floccus, a café in KL, just dropped something called Lonely Kuih. And no, it's not just a cute name.
These 'lonely', little guys are "looking for a forever home", according to the café's caption.

The only requirement? You have to like radish.
The Lonely Kuih comes filled with stir-fried radish, dried shrimp, mushrooms, and minced chicken.
Savoury. Nostalgic. The kind of thing that tastes like something your childhood would approve of.
You know, if your childhood also had commitment issues. Or if you relate to how this guy looks:

Pricing depends on how you're feeling (no judgement here)
- RM7 for one Lonely
- RM14 for Lonely Together
Because healing is important, but so is not suffering alone.
Also, it's preorder only. You'll need to drop them a message and actually commit. No ghosting, no last-minute flaking. This kuih deserves better.
Oh, and you're supposed to eat it on the same day.
Which… feels like a metaphor, but let's not unpack that right now.

If this feels very on-brand, that's because it is
This is the same café that gave us SpongeBob SquarePants-inspired and Pingu angku kuih, siu yoke-style kuih lapis, kingu chai kuih, and seal-shaped mochi.






Floccus Floccus
Address:
85-1, Jalan Sultan, City Centre,
50000 Kuala Lumpur
Opening hours:
11am – 6pm (Daily)
Closed on Mondays.
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