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[PHOTOS] 10 Badly Photoshopped Movie Posters

When it comes to making movie posters, designers seem to be guided by this credo: "Too much is never enough." Here are some of the great examples of movie poster Photoshop gone wrong. (Click on the funny captions!)

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Bruce Willis' sexy legs

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"The Whole Ten Yards" Where to start… Bruce Willis appears to have been shot with a tranquilizer that makes his face droop, he has the daintiest legs ever (and we're not talking about the slippers), and Kevin Pollack is secretly half-giraffe. This is just the beginning of what makes this poster look so wrong.

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I love making Jennifer Aniston a bench!

"The Bounty Hunter" Unless Gerard Butler has the leg-to-body proportions of a supermodel, and Jennifer Aniston has a bosom made out of rock, this poster makes absolutely no sense. What is Butler sitting on? A tiny little bench that Aniston plopped down next to?

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We like to remove the names of the artists

"Couples Retreat" There are actually good reasons to change a poster for its international publicity campaign, but one can only wonder what the rationale was behind airbrushing the only POC cast members out of the film poster and removing their names from the cast list.

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Jessica Alba's face is obviously pasted here!

"Good Luck Chuck" CANNOT UNSEE. Okay, so they're trying to pull a Lennon/Ono reference, which would be neat if it weren't for the film's own concept and the fact that Cook looks like an uncanny valley creation. At least Alba's head is so clearly pasted in from some other scene, we can have some relief in knowing she didn't have to endure this photo shoot.

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We want to look like dolls!

"Nothing to Lose" Now, Tim Robbins is a tall dude (6'4.75" to be exact), but that's no excuse for how Lawrence looks. Is it possible they just took the body of a child and stretched it out, then pasted his incredulous face on top? Disturbing — because it could actually be true.

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There's a weird creature behind Daniel

"December Boys" Potter, don't just stand there looking into the distance with your abnormally smooth chest gleaming in the sunlight! There's a she-creature with a giant, disjointed head right behind you!

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Pamela Anderson doesn't look like herself with a snap-on head

"Blonde and Blonder" The complete hack job of this build-your-own-Barbies poster would almost be forgivable if it weren’t for the fact that Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards are Frankenstein assemblages of bronze skin and pink accessories.

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Carrie's leg disappears, others found the fountain of youth

"Sex and the City 2" Carrie Bradshaw was known for keeping it real in her column, but the stars of "SATC 2" look anything but. Everybody's faces look as smooth as the silks they're clad in. Kim Cattrall's nose has been practically made invisible, Kristin Davis's neck is about to snap, and Sarah Jessica Parker's already long face has had another foot added to its length. Together they look like an alien race.

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Scary disembodied hand

"Everybody's Fine" Sure, everybody looks fine at first glance, until you realize there's a shadowy, disembodied hand taking a meta-portrait inside the poster. Oh wait, that's just Robert De Niro's magically detachable arm taking an impossible selfie pic.

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My arms became too flexible

"Bangkok Dangerous" Nicolas Cage's face actually looks pretty great (albeit eerily smooth and 30 years younger than his actual age), but what on earth is happening to his arms? His left hand is reaching into — not under, but INTO — his right arm, and his right arm is a disjointed, massive mess, emerging from an elbow, which at these proportions would be approximately 18 miles beyond the edge of the photo.

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Land of the giant limbs. Whoa!

"Hall Pass" Sure, sure, all three guys were shot from different angles and sloppily pasted into some sort of lineup, but what's really terrifying about this poster is Owen Wilson's upper body. One arm belongs to a boy — while bursting out of the frame towards us is the hand of a colossus.

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