A man in Zimbabwe was beaten with a beer bottle by a prostitute after he offered to pay for sex with a... boiled egg
Yup, we're just as confused.
The man in question, Moses Mushonga, walked up to the prostitute in the town of Mvurwi in Mashonaland province
According to the Dailymail, Mushonga quickly manhandled her, leaning into her bra and touching her breast before asking for sex in return of a boiled egg.
Mushonga initially wanted to pay with two eggs (costing less than one cent), but sadly he had already eaten one.
The 23-year-old Chipo was having none of it and flew into a rage, hitting Mushonga with a beer bottle before knocking him out
When Mushonga came around, he was bleeding heavily from his head.
He told local media: "She could have just said no."
Chipo, who was not charged by police, said she simply felt he needed to be taught a lesson about respect.
According to local media, Harare, the economy in such a dire state that sex workers had reduced their prices to 0.8 Zimbabwe dollars (RM0.009) - the equivalent of half a loaf of bread in the country