Why The Failure Of Discovery Channel's TV Show Called 'Eaten Alive' Is A Good Thing
Discovery really (and clearly) had their priorities and objectives misplaced this time.
Earlier in November, you read on SAYS about how Paul Rosolie, a 27-year-old American naturalist, filmmaker and adventurer in the Amazon was planning to be part of Discovery Channel's newest stunt where he would be eaten alive by a giant anaconda
Paul, as Salon notes, is a dedicated naturalist who has made protecting the Amazon and its species his life's mission
The book he published earlier this year,”Mother of God,” combines adrenaline-fueled stories about his adventures in the rainforest with an earnest call to preserve the natural world.
Reading through it, as Rosolie suggested his critics do, one’s struck by the passion he obviously felt for an ecosystem under threat, and particularly by the caution and respect with which he treated the anacondas he encountered there.
Almost all of that is missing from “Eaten Alive’s” trailer, which comes off, as Salon’s Joanna Rothkopf put it, as an attempt at entertainment that “crosses the line from bad taste to outright… animal abuse.”
Well, the show finally aired on the night of 7 December and, guess what? Paul was not actually eaten by an anaconda. In fact, he wasn't even swallowed a little bit. His arm got chomped and then he begged out of the 15-minute-long traumatising stunt.
Though Discovery went through great lengths to design a suit that would protect Paul against the anaconda's fangs, compression, and stomach acid, as IFLS notes, they overlooked one tiny detail
Paul Rosolie didn't look at all like something a giant anaconda might want to eat. Indeed, when the crew finally found the chosen snake, it really wasn't interested in trying to eat a human dressed up like the Tinman.
In fact, when Rosolie first made contact with the snake, it was afraid and tried to escape.
What to do when you've hyped up a show this much and the star isn't interested?
Rather than making the decision to call the whole thing off, Rosolie decided to provoke the animal instead.
Only then did the snake attack, biting and squeezing the armored intruder. However, it appears that Rosolie wasn't quite prepared for the reality of being constricted by an anaconda, and called in the crew to rescue him.
After the failed show, thousands of people took to Twitter to express outrage that there wasn't a man eaten by an anaconda. According to digital marketing firm Amobee, there have been more than 110K tweets around the hashtag #EatenAlive since Sunday.
WAIT THE SNAKE DIDN'T EVEN EAT THE GUY? I've been #EatenAlive by exactly as many anacondas as the host of this ridiculous show?
— David Shiffman (@WhySharksMatter) December 8, 2014
I guess calling this "Getting Squeezed Really Hard" didn't sound as enticing. #EatenAlive
— Bobby Frasor (@BFrasor) December 8, 2014
I can relate to this #EatenAlive guy. I've been wrapped up in my comforter a little too tight and had trouble breathing. Not impressed.
— Chase McDonald (@ChaseMcDonald3) December 8, 2014
Sorry that "Eaten Alive" guy didn't get eaten by a snake. Maybe this will help. http://t.co/ZR8vl5yBKN pic.twitter.com/4uSRA26eUp
— SB Nation (@SBNation) December 8, 2014
Hey @discovery, can I have my own show? #EatenAlive pic.twitter.com/OLEZykn1sx
— BarstoolTrent (@BarstoolTrent) December 8, 2014
Next on Discovery..."Finding the Tooth Fairy" where I spend two hours looking for the Tooth Fairy, give up and get a burrito. #EatenAlive
— Matt Lindner (@mattlindner) December 8, 2014
But here's why it's probably for the best
The only way for Rosolie to have gotten out of the snake’s stomach would have been for the crew to kill the snake and cut him out.
Though this stunt was touted as a way to raise awareness about the Amazon and its biodiversity—including the anaconda—this wasn't scientific in nature at all, and didn't seek to benefit anyone except Discovery's bottom line and Rosolie's reputation.