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12 Things That Will CONFIRM Happen If Santa Were Malaysian
The belief of Santa Claus is mostly prevalent in Western cultures, with numerous traditions surrounding this bearded fat man in a red suit. But why should they have all the fun? This is what we think how it would be like if Santa were Malaysian!
By Hew Lee Yee
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2. In this Malaysian weather, abandon all hope of seeing Santa in his red suit. He would probably be wearing t-shirt, shorts and selipar Jepun!
3. Malaysian Santa would be just as round, minus the beard, because cannot grow lah
4. Instead of leaving out milk and cookies for Santa, he will arrive to the sight of curry puffs and Milo, or teh tarik and kopi o' kau to help him stay up.
5. Santa would enter your house through the automatic gate because there's no chimney
6. Instead of having reindeer to pull his sleigh, Santa would use a team of 'kerbau' to get the job done (no need 12, two enough because kerbau strong)
7. Santa Singh's plan to come and go unnoticed will probably fail as you would bump into him coming back home after a mamak session
8. Santa's little helpers would consist of his own children, nieces and nephews instead of elves. Cheaper mah.
9. You would probably get your Christmas present a day later, because Santa is stuck in traffic
11 ...or it could also be because Santa can't find your house. Bro, Waze is not working lah!
