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A 58-Year-Old Man Died From Having Sex With A Scarecrow

A shepherd puts the scare in scarecrow when getting frisky with it in this week's #WTFWednesday.

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#TrueStory, we couldn't believe it either when the news broke

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Shepherd Jose Alberto, 58 was found dead next to a scarecrow in his home by police. He allegedly died after having sex with it.

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A shepherd was found dead after apparently having sex with a scarecrow. Neighbours led police to the Argentinian man’s body after they rang the local council about a foul smell coming from Jose Alberto’s home in San Jose de Balcare. Police later found Alberto, 58, whose rotting remains were found next to the scarecrow.

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Yes, you read correctly.

The defiled scarecrow was mistaken as another body at first but was later identified as it was dressed in a wig, wearing lipstick and a strap-on penis

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"During a first visual inspection it appeared that there were two dead bodies. Then it was found that actually one of the bodies was a doll with special features," said prosecutor Rodolfo Moure. "I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig. It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis."

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"Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow", he added.

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The police couldn't find any evidence of violence or robbery, so it could only mean one thing...

Mr Moure said there were no signs of violence, or a robbery at the scene of the man’s death. “We are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow,” Mr Moure said. “We are now waiting the results of an autopsy.” It is understood the man lived alone and didn’t have a mobile phone.

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