19 Cheesy Malaysian Pick Up Lines

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1. Is your name Aida? Cause Aida lama minat you.

Is your name Aida? Cause Aida lama minat you.

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2. If girls were boogers, I'd pick you first.

If girls were boggers, I'd pick you first.

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3. Awak pakai gula untuk cuci muka eh? Sebab awak nampak manis sangat.

Awak pakai gula untuk cuci muka eh? Sebab awak nampak manis sangat.

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4. Have you worked in KFC? Because ayam in love with you.

Have you worked in KFC? Because ayam in love with you.

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5. Boy is your name Awang? Cause Awang to be with you tonight.

Boy is your name Awang? Cause Awang to be with you tonight.

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6. Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.

Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.

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7. Do you like kopi ais? Cause I don't think I'd ever find another kopi of you.

Do you like kopi ais? Cause I don't think I'd ever find another kopi of you.

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8. If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.

If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.

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9. Do you like to eat tempe? Cause tempe mu disisi I'd feel lost.

Do you like to eat tempe? Cause tempe mu disisi I'd feel lost.

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10. Girl is your name Wana? Cause I don't Wana lose you now.

Girl is your name Wana? Cause I don't Wana lose you now.

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11. Boy is your name Fahmi? Cause I can't wait for you to meet my fahmily.

Boy is your name Fahmi? Cause I can't wait for you to meet my fahmily.

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12. Girl is your name Iffah? Cause I will be the happiest person Iffah had you.

Girl is your name Iffah? Cause I will be the happiest person Iffah had you.

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13. If I were I superhero, I wouldn't be Superman or Keluangman. I would be YOURMAN.

If I were I superhero, I wouldn't be Cicakman or Batman. I would be YOURMAN.

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14. Do you go to mamak often? Because I teh tarik dengan you.

Do you go to mamak often? Because I teh tarik dengan you.

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15. Do you like McDonald's? Cause I can be your Happy Meal.

Do you like McDonald's? Cause I can be your Happy Meal.

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16. Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy.

Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy.

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17. Are you a Malay? Cause you make my air liur malaylay.

Are you a Malay? Cause you make my air liur malaylay.

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18. Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

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19. Bapa awak pengganas ke? Sebab awak memang meletup!

Bapa awak pengganas ke? Sebab awak memang meletup!

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