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By Mei Mei Chu
Is your name Aida? Cause Aida lama minat you.
If girls were boggers, I'd pick you first.
Awak pakai gula untuk cuci muka eh? Sebab awak nampak manis sangat.
Have you worked in KFC? Because ayam in love with you.
Boy is your name Awang? Cause Awang to be with you tonight.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
Do you like kopi ais? Cause I don't think I'd ever find another kopi of you.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Do you like to eat tempe? Cause tempe mu disisi I'd feel lost.
Girl is your name Wana? Cause I don't Wana lose you now.
Boy is your name Fahmi? Cause I can't wait for you to meet my fahmily.
Girl is your name Iffah? Cause I will be the happiest person Iffah had you.
If I were I superhero, I wouldn't be Cicakman or Batman. I would be YOURMAN.
Do you go to mamak often? Because I teh tarik dengan you.
Do you like McDonald's? Cause I can be your Happy Meal.
Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy.
Are you a Malay? Cause you make my air liur malaylay.
Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.
Bapa awak pengganas ke? Sebab awak memang meletup!
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