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This Huge, Limp Goose Plushie Is Exactly What You Need To Cope With Life's Sorrows

I may have 99 problems, but this goose ain't one.

By Tamara Jayne

Cover image via Shopee

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Is life getting you down? Just got dumped and going through the worst heartbreak?

This huge goose plushie may be just what you need.

Image from Shopee
Image via Shopee

It may not be able to solve all your problems. But at least, it'll try.

Whether you need a cuddly 'bolster' in bed...

Image from Lazada
Image via Lazada

... a warm hug ...

Image from Shopee
Image via Shopee

... or a laptop 'table', this big bird's got your back. Literally.

Image from Shopee
Image via Shopee
Image from Lazada
Image via Lazada

No questions asked, no quacks given.

Image from Shopee
Image via Shopee

Soft and fluffy, the goose comes in three colours – white, brown, and grey – as well as multiple sizes

Image from Shopee
Image via Shopee

These are the list of sizes and their prices:
190cm – RM147.51
160cm – RM59.30
130cm – RM58.70
90cm – RM39.50
50cm – RM20

Below is a video to see their scale:

You can get it on Lazada or Shopee.

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