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20 Lies Our Parents Used To Tell Us When We Were Innocent Little Kids
Hands up if you were "picked up from the longkang". :p
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2. "If you don't stop crying / misbehaving, I'll call the police to come and catch you."
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3. "If you don't stop crying / misbehaving, I'm going to abandon you on the side of the road."
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8. "Don't touch anything. If you break something and they put you in jail, then I cannot help you already."
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9. "We cannot go to Sunway Lagoon / eat at McDonald's because they are closed today."
But it's 12pm on a Saturday...
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10. "Eat more [insert "healthy" food here], it will [insert beneficial adjective here]!"
Common examples include:
- Eat more fish, it makes you smarter!
- Eat more bitter gourd, it prevents cancer!
- Eat more tomatoes, they make your face smoother!
- Drink more of this disgusting herbal soup, it will boost your immune system!
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11. "Don't leave any rice on your plate. If not, you / your future boyfriend or girlfriend / your future husband or wife will have a lot of pimples."
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"Don't swallow your chewing gum, it will get stuck in your intestines and stay there forever."
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17. "Don't laugh too much before you sleep, you'll get nightmares."
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18. "Don't sit on your pillow, later bisul (boils) grow on your backside."
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19. "Stop pouting / making ugly faces, later get stuck like that then only you know."
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