This FB Convo Between Tesco And A Customer About A Caterpillar Is Just Too Cute

And this Tesco Customer Care named Steffan, it seems, does live by the above rule.

Steffan knew how to respond to a very amusing "complaint" from a customer in manners that was not only unusual but also hilarious at the same time.

"I found this little guy inside and... I decided to name him Jeffrey. For all who is concerned, Jeffrey is alive and well and he's happily munching on some flowers as we speak," she wrote on Tesco's Facebook page.

"But don't mention it to my dad, it's our little secret," Abigail urged Facebookers.

Steffan, the Tesco Customer Care person, first thanked Abigail for getting in touch with them. She then revealed, jokingly of course, how delighted she is to know that Jeffery has been found safe and sound, saying that they have all been quite worried about him.

She was also relieved to know that Abigail could read the name on his badge, "as we had to have one specifically designed to fit a caterpillar." She then wrote:

There was once a caterpillar named Jeff,
Who applied to work for a store,
He sent a CV in to Tesco Extra,
And soon heard a knock at the door.

He opened the door,
And to Jeff's surprise,
Stood a Tesco van driver,
With a van full of pies.

"Come along, mate, let's go on a ride, to the Tesco Extra where you'll now reside!"

So off Jeff went,
To the Tesco Extra store,
To be the Fruit & Veg manager,
On the Fruit & Veg floor.

Many months passed,
In the Fruit & Veg department,
But all we could wonder was where all the lettuce went,

Suspicions arose,
But nobody could prove,
That Jeff was the Emperor
Of the Lettuce's new groove.

Then one fateful day,
Poor Jeffrey was gone,
He wasn't in the Brocolli,
Nor kidnapped by a swan.

We spent many nights,
Trying to find our small friend,
We feared for the worst,
Jeff had met with his end.

But then one day,
On a Facebook wall post,
We'd learnt Jeff was alive,
And not a caterpillar ghost!

Jeff is safe and alive,
On a green salad leaf,
Thank you, Abigail, for ending our caterpillar grief.