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19 Thoughts That Go Through My Head During The Hazy Season

*Coughs* OMG I'm going to die.

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1. *jumps out of bed* What's that smell? Is something burning?!

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2. Is that mist? Wait...

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3. WHY DID YOU COME BACK, HAZE, WHY?!

Every year this happens. EVERY. FRICKIN. YEAR.

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4. Wow, I can't even remember the last time I saw blue skies... :(

Or anything beyond a few kilometre radius, TBH.

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5. Ugh, I don't wanna go out and be wrapped in smoke. Maybe I should work from home... Or call in sick!

If I were still in college, I would've totally gone back to bed already.

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6. Everything feels so dry and humid and HELLA HOT.

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7. I should go to the pharmacy to get some masks... but what if the haze clears up? I DON'T WANNA WASTE MONEY!

Also, I read somewhere that the masks they sell don't really work... so how? Which one should I buy? What is N95? Argh, it's so confusing!

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8. Ugh, I can't breathe in this mask! And half of my face is sweating OMG WHY.

Dying without a mask, dying WITH a mask.

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9. Is it me... or does my hair smell like smoke?

Pretty sure my CLOTHES smell like I just walked through a smokers' den too. Or a vape store...

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10. Should I walk out of my nice enclosed, air-conditioned office for lunch... or snack from my secret snack drawer?

Maybe I should order pizza. Or get someone to tapau for me!

11. I know I'm supposed to drink more water, but it makes me wanna pee all the time so... welp. Toilet time.

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12. *coughs* Oh no, I'm gonna get asthma. Or lung cancer. *non-stop coughing* Am I... dying? NOOOOOooooOOOooooo...!

13. Dear diary, my throat is so dry. My skin feels itchy and I think it's kinda peeling. My head hurts. I just want to lie down and be miserable.

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14. "Hey, [your name]! Wanna go for a run?" Hahahahahahaaaa... NO.

I'd rather not choke on my own breath while running out of breath, thank you very much.

15. Please, please, please, please rain... *does random rain dance*

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16. YES IT'S RAINING. Haze, haze go away, never come another day!

17. What the fish... why is the haze back again?! >:(

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18. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, FOREST BURNERS?!

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19. You know what, I don't care anymore. COME AT ME, HAZE!

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I'm gonna be chill about this and listen to these songs all day long...

Stay positive (and hopefully, cough-free) everyone!