When You Kentut In Public And 9 Other Times You Wish There Was A 'Pause' Button In Life
Can we hit the 'pause' button now?
Published for Kronenbourg 1664 Blanc, 15 Dec 2017, 01:25 PM
1. When you have back-to-back meetings and don't have time to eat anything in between
You just need time to freeze for five minutes so you can have one more bite of your sad sandwich.
2. When ALL your colleagues decide to go on holiday on THE SAME WEEK
So who has to do all the work? YOU.
3. When you fart in the lift and EVERYONE knows it's you
Can we pause this lift for a moment so we can find a hole and hide in it forever?
4. When the roller coaster starts to move and you immediately feel a HUGE pang of regret
OK OK WE DON'T WANT TO SIT LIAO. PAUSE IT LET US GET DOWN.
5. When you're complaining about someone and you accidentally send your text TO that person
Especially when the horrible blue tick appears and that person starts to type a reply.
In this case, the typing dots can go on forever and ever. We don't mind.
6. When you send an email and you get the client's name wrong :(
That's another way of your brain telling you to stop and take a day off.
7. When you trip and fall unglamorously in front of everyone
Just so you don't need to deal with the many kesian looks. You also really don't want your face to hit the floor.
Or at least pause time so you can 'adjust' how you fall, you know?
8. When it's 6pm on a Friday and you just want to stop extra work from coming in
Bye guys, we out.
9. When all your friends are road-tripping and you're the only one who can't make it
Can all operations just stop for a while so we can go see friends whom we haven't met for... 5 years?
10. When you read spoilers of 'The Last Jedi' on Facebook
Or can we freeze our friend's mouth? Is that a better idea?