Did This Vespa Ad On Mudah Just Use The Word ‘Kangkung Fields’?
The copy of a Vespa advertisement on Mudah titled 'Best Vespa LX 150 in Malaysia' proved to be very...interesting!
By Melody Oei — 11 Feb 2014, 04:22 PM — Updated over 10 years ago
"Hey there potential Vespa owners, do you feel trapped at home listening to your father's safety tips on how to use rubber?"
That was the opening for an advertisement titled 'Possibly the Best Vespa LX 150 in Malaysia' on Mudah.my:
"Hey there potential Vespa owners, do you feel trapped at home listening to your father’s safety tips on how to use rubber? Is your mother plotting an arranged marriage for you? Or your wife whining about you forgetting to buy onions from the pasar malam?"
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The ad continues on with some VERY INTERESTING reasons on why one should purchase the new 2014 Vespa priced at RM8,200
2. "You will automatically get a girlfriend; everything is automatic when you have this hand-made machine with you"
4. "This scooter can be used on and off road; take your machete with you comfortably to the kangkung fields with its preset soft suspension"
5. "The engine runs like a wet stool during diarrhoea, it's so smooth even Michael Jackson will think you are a criminal..."
The ad listed 6 benefits of their Vespa in total and even "can custom colour your bike, we can put your favourite wife's picture airbrushed on the bike if you require..."
"Wind in your face will naturally blow that hair like a shampoo advertisement and tear through your clothes screaming your awesomeness when you pass Jln Changkat.."
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"This bad boy will get you to work in style. Other bikers will appreciate that you are socially superior and should normally create a path for you to pass. Your ride to work or to that surau will be epic, even the police will give way and assist you in your journey."
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"This is one sick scooter, billions of people currently own this bad boy except YOU!! so Ini Kali Lah!! Buy an Italian, okay so its made in Vietnam..but the company was there before your grandad decided to sail to bolehland!! so trust in the brand."
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