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A List Of Perfectly Classy Comebacks Specially Reserved For Rude Comments

What do you say when someone comes at you with a rude (and sometimes sexist) remark? Claire Ayoub has all the answers.

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Everyone's had a rude comment or two thrown their way at some point in their life. More often than not, you find yourself at a loss on how to reply because you're caught off-guard or worse:

Not anymore. LA comedian Claire Ayoub's new YouTube show 'A Series of Comebacks' is going to change the way you take on mean comments and rude questions. Forever.

Someone comments on your less-than-stellar physical appearance?

Let 'em know it's because you're too busy being awesome

Someone tries to guilt you into not digging into your favourite snack?

Tell 'em you need all the nutrients and energy you can get to put up with their nonsense

Someone thinks you'd look better if you're skinnier?

Remind them that you're more lethal than an amped up Taser

So don't dignify some random punk telling you you're taking up too much space in this world...

... Show him how your build and attention to detail will give him the best experience of his entire life.

Sometimes, your comebacks need to be much, much more than sass. When someone tells you that women are a menace on the road...

... You agree and demonstrate exactly why women shouldn't be allowed to roam the streets.

Someone wonders why your mothering instinct hasn't kicked in yet?

Honey, the world ain't ready for my scary-a** genes!

Got a rude remark you want a sassy comeback to? Tweet them to @intoosteep and you might just get the answer on the next episode of 'A Series of Comebacks'!

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