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12 Scariest Things Kids Have Ever Said To Their Parents

Reddit asked parents what are the creepiest things their children have said to them, and the thread received overwhelming response. Overwhelming scary, creepy response. Suddenly, children don't seem so cute anymore.

By Mei Mei Chu — 06 Jun 2013, 12:41 PM — Updated almost 11 years ago

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I died and now I'm here

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Tell her to be my girlfriend or she'll never see her parents again

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Doesn't it bother you at night having that dead girl watch you sleep?

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So I shouldn't throw him in the fire?

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Daddy sleep

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I MUST say goodnight

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I want to get my knife and cut you open and take your baby out

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I'm making a necklace as a going away gift for her

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He gives me a kiss goodnight

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Grandma, you will die soon

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Daddy, its a monster.. we should bury it

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Good bye dad

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