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You Know You Have 'Clean People' Issues When You Make All These Rules...

Some believe that clean people are able to see where germs hangout.

By Jowei Yek

Cover image via Car Wash and Car Care Detailing Services In Malaysia

1. No sitting on the bed in outside clothes

2. No going to bed without washing your feet

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Image via flickriver

This makes your eyes hurt.

3. No sitting on pillows

And you can't understand why some people do this.

4. You will do anything to avoid wet door knobs

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Image via SIZZLE

5. No fingerprints on screens

Let's not bring up those dirty seams in the keyboard that you can't reach.

6. NO SHOES IN HOTEL ROOMS

7. No eating in the car

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Image via GIPHY

Because food crumbs are impossible to get rid of.

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Image via Car Keys

A microscopic biscuit crumb is just as severe as this to you.

8. You will wipe your utensils at restaurants

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Image via DramaBeans/SAYS

9. Wipe the table at restaurants even after the waiters wipe it. You’re also the type who points out spots they missed.

And you're used to waiters/waitresses giving you this face.

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Image via 荆楚网

10. No double dipping

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Image via wifflegif.com

Double dipping is like kissing someone indirectly, just don't do it.

11. NO thumb in soup

12. No sharing of drinking straws

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Image via GIPHY

Your straw is yours and yours alone.

13. Why do waiters stack plates on top of mine? WHY?

It always makes you cry a little :'(

14. You eat food that's meant to eaten by hands with utensils.

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Image via jeffrey siy

You are pretty good at it though...

15. 3-second-rule?

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Image via SAYS

16. You secretly love watching extraction videos

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Image via GIPHY

Oddly satisfying :3

17. You have wet wipes, 3-ply tissue and hand sanitiser in your bag

Share this on your newsfeed so it doesn't gather dust! :P

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