You Know You Have 'Clean People' Issues When You Make All These Rules...
1. No sitting on the bed in outside clothes
2. No going to bed without washing your feet
This makes your eyes hurt.
3. No sitting on pillows
And you can't understand why some people do this.
4. You will do anything to avoid wet door knobs
5. No fingerprints on screens
Let's not bring up those dirty seams in the keyboard that you can't reach.
6. NO SHOES IN HOTEL ROOMS
7. No eating in the car
8. You will wipe your utensils at restaurants
9. Wipe the table at restaurants even after the waiters wipe it. You’re also the type who points out spots they missed.
And you're used to waiters/waitresses giving you this face.
10. No double dipping
Double dipping is like kissing someone indirectly, just don't do it.
11. NO thumb in soup
12. No sharing of drinking straws
Your straw is yours and yours alone.
13. Why do waiters stack plates on top of mine? WHY?
It always makes you cry a little :'(
14. You eat food that's meant to eaten by hands with utensils.
You are pretty good at it though...
16. You secretly love watching extraction videos
Oddly satisfying :3