[PICS] What Happens When Humans Forget Their Pets Are Animals

You think they could ACTUALLY BE your 4-year-old

You teach them how to read (the wrong books)

You make them into (creepy) dolls

You think their faces are made of plasticine

You organise them like shoes

You want them to look like other animals

YOU WANT THEM TO LOOK LIKE OTHER ANIMALS

You teach them how to drive

You arrange them like pebbles to form a romantic message for your crush

You turn them into food

You want them to combat crime (when all they want to do is sleep and chew on leaves)

You use them to store tennis balls and then take pics of their faces

You want them to look older than you are

If you are doing any of this to your pets...

... they are not amused.

Crazy stuff happening around you? Facebook or Tweet us! We'll feature it on SAYS