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13 Things All Malaysian Drivers Fear When They're On The Road

Number 13. 'Nuff said.

Cover image via Malay Mail Online

1. When you think it's safe to change lanes and a random motorcycle appears out of NOWHERE

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2. When someone double parks behind you but doesn't leave their number on the dashboard

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You're honking and honking but they're nowhere to be seen!

3. Invisible bumps. WHY DON'T THEY PAINT THE BUMPS?!

4. When you drive behind a trailer packed with tree logs and you think OMG Final Destination

5. Peak hour traffic jams :'(

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6. And heavy rain on Friday nights are the WORST! :'((

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7. That "OMG what did I do" feeling when there's a police roadblock (even though you didn't do anything wrong)

"Did I beat the red light? Speed? Handphone? Seatbelt? Brake lights?"

In the end, the abang say, "Jalan!" PHEWWWW~

8. Two words: Myvi drivers

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Need we say more?

9. When you get the WhatsApp message that "Petrol price naik again"

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10. When you see an animal by the roadside and you pray that it doesn't dash across the road

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11. Scraping your car's undercarriage on a super high bump cries

"KREEEEAAKKKK" heartbreak

12. When you’re driving alone in the middle of the night and you’re just paranoid that a hantu will appear

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13. When your mum screams "BRAKE! BRAKEEEE!"

Even though the car in front of you is two football fields away. 

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