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[PHOTOS] 12 Ways Running Away From Zombies Show How Unfit You Are
If you were at Run For Your Lives Malaysia on 13 December 2014, you would know that it was the embodiment of Zombieland's Rule #20: It's A Marathon, Not A Sprint. Unless It's A Sprint, Then Sprint. For fellow survivors, congrats on barely surviving and as for the infected, hey it's more fun to be a zombie and do the chasing right?
By Hew Lee Yee — 18 Dec 2014, 06:25 PM — Updated almost 10 years ago
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1. The first rule of survival as mentioned in Zombieland is cardio! And unfortunately, you haven't been working out at all the entire year.
2. After going through just the first obstacle, you're already thinking to yourself, "Sh*t, this is tiring. I don't think I'm going to make it"
3. By now you're already crazy 'tyred' but you still have to run past these groups of hungry zombies. (gulps)
4. Somehow you thought you miraculously made through it, but then realised you have lost 2, if not all of your lives
5. Your lungs also burn from trying to gasp for air after barely surviving the grasps of flesh-eating (kinda) zombies
6. Your legs are ready to give up at this point from all that running. Uphill, downhill, away from zombies. So much running! Sigh!
7. You can barely clamber up this slope climb and it feels like trying to conquer Mount Everest, except it's way way hotter
8. You just HAD to trip over your untied shoelaces while running away from zombies. Remember guys, always double-knot your shoes.
9. The zombies looked so cool that you couldn't help yourself and just had to take selfies with them. I mean, Likes on Instagram beat surviving, right?
10. Just when you think it's all over, the only thing standing between you and the finish line is a group of hungry, eager zombies ready to attack while you are at your weakest
11. You're so exhausted at this point that sprinting is not in your capacity anymore and you're just thinking, "Come at me, zombies. I'm all yours!"
As much hell as Run For Your Lives Malaysia was, resulting you in a red, sweaty and smelly mess...
