It's Time To Talk About How Cats Aren't Cute. They Are All Evil
1. They think that they are cute
It does not make their evil deeds acceptable!
2. You know behind those sparkly eyes lies a deadly agenda
3. They would attack you for no reason at all
4. They don't understand purr-sonal space
5. They will never let you eat your gerai food in peace
6. They always come walking under your chair
7. They sleep on your car...
Litter-ally and furr-guratively.
8. ... under your car ...
9. ... in your car
10. They eat your dog’s food
They think that they're su-purr-ior...
11. They push EVERYTHING off the table for the heck of it
Seriously, what's their purr-blem?
12. They leave scratches wherever they go
13. When it comes to sex, they just can't keep their volume down
And they don't stick with one partner, such in-fur-delity.
14. They are so sexually active and are always purr-regnant
15. They give birth everywhere!!!
This cat just straight up conquered a bird's nest!