It's Time To Talk About How Cats Aren't Cute. They Are All Evil
We are fur-real.
1. They think that they are cute
It does not make their evil deeds acceptable!
2. You know behind those sparkly eyes lies a deadly agenda
3. They would attack you for no reason at all
4. They don't understand purr-sonal space
5. They will never let you eat your gerai food in peace
6. They always come walking under your chair
7. They sleep on your car...
Litter-ally and furr-guratively.
8. ... under your car ...
9. ... in your car
10. They eat your dog’s food
They think that they're su-purr-ior...
11. They push EVERYTHING off the table for the heck of it
Seriously, what's their purr-blem?
12. They leave scratches wherever they go
13. When it comes to sex, they just can't keep their volume down
And they don't stick with one partner, such in-fur-delity.
14. They are so sexually active and are always purr-regnant
15. They give birth everywhere!!!
This cat just straight up conquered a bird's nest!