"Pregnant Fish Ball" — Lok Lok Stall's Food Descriptions Crack The Internet Up
Someone sure had a lot of fun with these.
By Tamara Jayne — 02 Sep 2022, 03:47 PM
A lok lok stall has recently gained attention for coming up with funny descriptions for its dishes on a food delivery app
DLLM LOK LOK in Singapore is known for selling affordable Malaysian-style lok lok ingredients, like seafood, mushrooms, and chicken.
In a Facebook post that has since been shared over 2,900 times, Facebook user Serene Teo shares screenshots of the stall's menu on GrabFood.
"Help la, y'all need to see the subtexts FOR SOME OF THE ITEMS HAHAHAHAHAAHA," reads her caption.
True enough, some of the ingredients' descriptions are total perfection
Under 'Mala Chicken', it reads, "I've become so numb, I can't feel you there," a cheeky lyric reference to Linkin Park's popular hit song, Numb.
Meanwhile, 'Popcorn Chicken' simply has "KFC" as its description, and 'Salad Roll' is described as "Crabstick wrapped in crispy thingy and Mayo. Naise."
The stall's hilarious captions continue with 'Brocolli' described as "Cauli's Cousin" and 'Pork Taiwan Sausage' as "Long Red Meat probably longer than yours"
Adding to the dry humour, 'Cheese Tofu' is simply described as "Tofu but cheese inside" and 'Smoked Duck' is satirically described as "Duck with bad habit".
But wait, it gets even better
'Marinated Pork Belly Cube Skewer' has an honest description, "Marinated with our secret sauce, very difficult to skewer, wanted to charge SGD1.50 but it's okay."
'Golden Fried Mantou' gets listed as "Best creation in the world" — I mean, they're not wrong.
Even the beverages weren't spared
Whoever came up with these is a pure genius.
