What Would Happen If Matt Damon Pranked Malaysians? We Have A Few Guesses…

"All they have to do is trust me…"

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By now, you've probably watched or heard of the video of Matt Damon pranking unsuspecting strangers in Los Angeles with a 'spy mission'

The people being pranked seemed very compliant, however, we figured if it were Malaysians being pranked, the outcome would be quite different…

Scenario #1:

**Matt Damon**: "Is there blood anywhere near you?"

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**Malaysian reaction**:
"Blood? Are you a loan shark? Wrong number, wrong number!"

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Scenario #2:

**Matt Damon:** "Sir, there is a man on a bridge behind you with a package. I need you to go to him right now"

**Malaysian reaction**:
"There's no place to park my car near the bridge, I don't want to *kena saman* by police."

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Scenario #3:

**Matt Damon**: "You see that hot dog stand behind you? I need you to go buy a hot dog."

**Malaysian reaction**:
"Have to use my own money buy? Curry puff nicer lah, can I buy that instead?"

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Scenario #4:

**The 'victim'**: "What is this?!"

**Malaysian reaction**:
"Eh, what's inside? Is it illegal? Die lah die lah, sure *kena lokap*!"

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Scenario #5:

**Matt Damon**: "Do you see the woman with the 2 children? Tell her she has pretty children."

**Malaysian reaction**:
"Eh, cannot say that lah. Later she thinks I want to kidnap her kids!"

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Scenario #6:

**Matt Damon**: "Just tie your shoe quickly. Get low, get low!"

**Malaysian reaction**:
"Tie my… shoe? I'm wearing slippers, bro."

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Scenario #7:

**Matt Damon**: "Congrats! You've just won tickets to the world premiere of the Bourne movie this summer!"

**Malaysian reaction**:
"Yesss, free stuff! Wait wait… is this a scam?"

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But before leaving… gotta at least take a selfie with Matt Damon first!

In fact, we might not even have gotten as far as those 7 scenarios, cause we probably would have done what this guy did in the beginning:

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\*immediately throws phone away\*

We have to say, we're pleasantly surprised to discover that Matt Damon is quite the prankster!

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But how would he fare as a spy instead? Find out for yourself in the latest of the Bourne film series, where Jason Bourne finally remembers everything. Jason Bourne is coming out in the cinemas this 28th July 2016.

SAYS also got a chance to instill some Malaysian influence on a few Hollywood stars. Watch our exclusive interviews here:

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