Name A Cockroach After An Ex And This Zoo Will Help You Move On By Feeding It To An Animal

You'll be able to livestream the munching!

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Still bitter and angry over an ex?

This zoo has an idea that will help you get over them in an absolutely petty - yet satisfying - way.

As part of their Valentine's Day event called 'Cry Me A Cockroach', San Antonio Zoo is asking you to name a cockroach after a former lover and feed it to their animals for only USD5 (RM20)!

Better yet, you do not even need to be in the United States on 14 February to get rid of that vermin

The zoo will be livestreaming the feeding on Valentine's Day so that nobody misses out on any munching action.

We read that meerkats love cockroaches.

Image via Shropshire Star

If your ex was an extra ratty one, for an added USD20 (RM83), you could name them after a rat and watch it get eaten up by a reptile!

Or, as a new 2021 option, in honour of horribly lazy quarantine housemates, you can purchase a vegetable - just like they are - at USD5 (RM20) for the zoo's herbivorous animals!

The zoo will present you with a certificate that you can proudly share on your social media pages too.

You have until February 13 to submit a name and purchase a cockroach, rat, or vegetable on the San Antonio Zoo's official website here.

If you have a new beau, treat them to something nice this Valentine's Day:

But if you're single this Valentine's, here are some things you could do to feel less lonely:

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