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Bebenang #PerlisIsSoSmall Di Twitter Memperagakan Kreativiti Netizen Berjenaka. Kelakar!

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Bebenang atau thread #PerlisIsSoSmall trending nombor satu di Twitter!

Ini semua gara-gara kontroversi jawatan Menteri Besar di negeri tersebut.

Semalam, 24 Mei telah berlangsung majlis pelantikan Menteri Besar Perlis yang* gempar dengan ketidakhadiran sembilan Ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri (ADUN) Barisan Nasional (BN) yang telah menimbulkan murka kepada Raja Perlis.

Kemelut perebutan jawatan bertambah parah apabila Menteri Besar Azlan Man yang baru dilantik itu dipecat daripada parti BN sejurus selepas perlantikannya.

Menteri Besar Perlis, Azlan Man mengangkat sumpah.

Image via Berita Harian

Namun begitu, ini tidak menghalang para netizen dari memulakan bebenang #PerlisIsSoSmall yang mencuit hati orang ramai dikala kontroversi tersebut

Dikatakan hashtag tersebut bermula sebagai perbualan di antara kawan-kawan di Twitter pada petang Khamis, yang kemudiannya menular manjadi ikutan orang ramai.

Image from Twitter @adibzaini / @NaaMurad / @shujiokishima

Image via Twitter @adibzaini / @NaaMurad / @shujiokishima

Image via Twitter @shujiokishima

Berikut adalah beberapa usikan dan gurauan yang dikongsi di Twitter berdasarkan hashtag #PerlisIsSoSmall:

1. Jangan buat bising bila di Perlis ya...

#PerlisIsSoSmall that if you scream, people in Kedah will tell you to shut up.
— what's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? (@fikrisuhadi) May 24, 2018

#PerlisIsSoSmall if you laugh out loud people in Thailand can hear you
— Ameen (@aameenzuber) May 24, 2018

2. Bila nak ambil gambar negeri Perlis, tak payah gerakkan kamera

#PerlisIsSoSmall when you use panorama mode on your camera, you dont have to rotate to take photo of the whole state.
— Effi Saharudin (@1Obefiend) May 24, 2018

3. Penjara Perlis sebesar amoeba je. Kenapa amoeba? Sebab...

#perlisissosmall that the penjara perlis is called amoeba because it only has one cell
— elemenohpeeeee (@amir_jodengg) May 24, 2018

4. Oohh.. Sebab tulah Perlis sentiasa wangiiii

#PerlisIsSoSmall you don’t need perfume. Harum manis is everywhere
— bosmu (@pali7x) May 24, 2018

5. Kalau di Perlis, jenis yang selalu datang lambat tu... emm entahlah

#PerlisIsSoSmall you cannot use "On the way" as an excuse
— sweemeng (@sweemeng) May 24, 2018

6. Jangan kongsi rahsia bila di Perlis!

#PerlisIsSoSmall that when you tell someone a secret, the whole Perlis' people will know too.
— what's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? (@fikrisuhadi) May 24, 2018

7. Siap ada yang kongsi fakta lagi tentang kekecilan negeri Perlis ni

How small is Perlis?They have 1 McD, 5 KFC, 3 Maybank branches, no cinema, no airport, total population as recorded in 2015 is 246,000 and the amount of registered voters for #GE14 is 150,221 and the size of Perlis is 317 mi².#PerlisIsSoSmall
— Hazman Husni (@hazman92_) May 24, 2018

Ok la tu, atleast ada. :D

8. Haa yang merokok tu, jangan merokok ya bila di Perlis

#PerlisIsSoSmall that if one person smoke, the whole state will have haze
— Qayyüm (@QayyumGhazie) May 25, 2018

#PerlisIsSoSmall that if someone smokes, everyone else in the state is a secondhand smoker.
— what's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? (@fikrisuhadi) May 24, 2018

9. Siap ada yang samakan negeri Perlis dengan taman tema Sunway Lagoon

#PerlisIsSoSmall even their state map looks like the map of attractions at Sunway Lagoon pic.twitter.com/pcS60P2vA5
— Asrul Muzaffar (@asrulmm) May 24, 2018

10. Time solat Jumaat, the struggle is real

#PerlisIsSoSmall they have to combine with kedah to perform jumaat prayer
— Shafiq (@shafiqqhamdan) May 24, 2018

#PerlisIsSoSmall masa solat jemaah, imam suruh rapatkan saf betul-betul kalau tak nanti termasuk negeri lain https://t.co/hp6W6S5sxp
— Adib (@adibzaini) May 24, 2018

11. Internet di negeri Perlis pun unik dan tak sama macam negeri lain

#PerlisIsSoSmall sampai MB tak payah beria buat wifi percuma untuk rakyat, dia on Hotspot saja.
— Secebis ˢᵃⁿ (@sanc0re) May 24, 2018

#PerlisIsSoSmall bila Unifi suruh restart modem, 1 Perlis tak ada wifi.
— Beribu ribu tania (@_siggplus) May 24, 2018

#PerlisIsSoSmall everyone shares the same Unifi modem
— Erna Mahyuni (@ernamh) May 24, 2018

12. Kejap, macam mana orang Perlis cari jodoh ya?

#PerlisIsSoSmall wife aku tak banyak pilihan so terpaksa kahwin dengan orang negeri lain (aku)
— Faizal Rosly (@ijaicool) May 24, 2018

#PerlisIsSoSmall that if you & your significant other are from Perlis, there’s a big chance you two are second cousins twice remove.
— Alia (@fiersnoona) May 24, 2018

#PerlisIsSoSmall one of the reason why im single
— mars (@hnrhlm_) May 24, 2018

13. Negeri kecil, tapi beras pun tak jumpa?

#PerlisIsSoSmall yet they could not find the rice pic.twitter.com/3QeMBndquG
— Faizal Rosly (@ijaicool) May 24, 2018

14. Sukan di negeri Perlis itu sendiri

#PerlisIsSoSmall that there’s no such thing as pertandingan lontar peluru. The last time they held the competition, Thailand took it as a declaration of war.
— hasan (@hasannasirabd) May 24, 2018

#PerlisIsSoSmall the 100m sprint track ends in Kedah
— Žarr (@AlbionZarr14) May 24, 2018

#PerlisIsSoSmall that Le Tour de Perlih is someone on a gym bike
— Joseph Kaos Jr (@joekaosjr) May 24, 2018

15. Akhir sekali, berkenaan isu Menteri Besar

#PerlisIsSoSmallThey should have a Menteri Kecik instead.
— Na'a (@NaaMurad) May 24, 2018

#PerlisIsSoSmall They should rename the top post as Menteri Kecil.
— Ashraf (@AshrafAriff) May 24, 2018

Sementara itu, rakyat Perlis baca pasal thread ni be like...

Perlis people reading #PerlisIsSoSmall tweets pic.twitter.com/z9oh0SxoEq
— mo harith (@thehoelyme) May 24, 2018

Tapi, sekecil-kecil negeri Perlis itu pun, ia mampu jadi trend di seluruh dunia!

woah #PerlisIsSoSmall actually trends worldwide
— wn (@minwoobubz) May 24, 2018

Semoga warga Perlis jangan ada yang kecil hati ya. Ini hanya gurauan semata-mata! :D

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